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Hello and welcome fellow creeps!
On this episode we are chatting about the wild and shocking Shin Godzilla from 2016 directed by Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi
So please step into the darkness and join us!
Intro music written and performed by Nick Mervis.
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This month we are late again, but better late than never. Fist we chat some unknown light beers and the recent downfall of a once prominent craft brewery. Then it's all about vanilla sex and the hand-job, foot-job Pepsi challenge. In video games Lucia gets down and dirty on the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer and why the series used to be good. Also the second episode of Wolf Among US.
All this and more on todays episode. So grab yourself a zombie Jesus approved beverage, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games!
This month we are late! Turns out when you drink and podcast, sometimes we need to do some extra editing. Lucia kicks things off by creating a new meaning for a word that we didn't know existed. will the real Smitch please stand up. dialectal British variant of SMUTCH. We are talking Irish whiskey, the end of Russian vodka and funky marketing terms. Then we get not so sexy and we chat about the trials of a teenage girl in the new Pixar movie Turning Red. Also bigger is not always better as we chat about a the long awaited sequel Horizon Forbidden West.
All this and more on todays episode. So grab yourself some Irish whiskey, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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Hello and welcome fellow creeps!
On this episode we are chatting about the new but no so improved Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 2022 directed by David Blue Garcia.
So please step into the darkness and join us!
Intro music written and performed by Nick Mervis.
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This month we are back and not dead! We survived Covid! We kick things off with discussing the death of craft beer. Can it ever reach the popularity it used to have, ever again? Then we talk butt stuff. Plus the debate on spontaneity of said sex. Is it good or bad? Is expected sex better then surprise sex? Finally we get to talk some games. Massive corporate takeover. Is there still room for creativity in the video game industry?
All this and more on todays episode. So grab yourself a drink you love, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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Hello and welcome fellow creeps!
On this episode we are chatting about the festively demented Krampus from 2015 directed by Michael Dougherty. It truly captures the Christmas spirit! Rest in Peace 2021!
So please step into the darkness and join us on this very special New Years Eve episode!
Intro music written and performed by Nick Mervis.
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This month we get festive with some holiday nogs real dairy and not so dairy. Which brown booze pairs best? When things get sexy, Ryan is confused about foot fetishes. Also should sex workers hand out free samples before you buy? Kind of like Costco right? Then we reminisce about getting game on Christmas morning. Also is Halo still good even though it has not changed much over the years? Plus Creaks, Little Nightmares 2 and Guardians of the Galaxy!
All this and more on todays episode. So grab yourself some holiday nogs, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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This month we are getting ready for Ye Olde Turkey Day. We are so hungry and oh so thirsty. We start things off with a nice Pumpkin Head Punch and Ryan Realizes there was more to it than adding some ingredients into a pitcher. Also a heated debate about hazy beers! Then as we get sexy we chat if it matters if you have sex on the first date and we break down the purpose or no purpose of having rules while you're dating. After that we boot up our answers form the 30 day gamer challenge.
All this and more on todays episode. So grab yourself a boozy Thanksgiving favorite, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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Hello and welcome fellow creeps!
Here we are, we did it, we made something new! We are very excited to premier our new offshoot podcast Hum & Shiver. Every other month we are going to talk about one horror movie. What we liked, what we didn't like and also see where the conversation takes us. This is all about our love for horror films and the horror genre in total.
On this episode we are chatting about the once unknown, then cult classic and now the definitive Halloween movie Trick 'r Treat from 2007 directed by Michael Dougherty. For a movie that never had a theatrical release this movie truly breaks the mold.
So please step into the darkness and join us on this very special Halloween episode!
Intro music written and performed by Nick Mervis.
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This month we are celebrating our 1 year anniversary! Time flies when you banter. We are talking all things spooky this episode as it is Ryan's favorite holiday. He and Lucia are feeling very festive. We dig deep into some surprisingly good pumpkin beers. Then after we loosen up, we tighten up with some bondage talk, also a dating coach that gets paid 10k per client!? Then as we wind down Lucia expresses her love for the new OLED Switch and Ryan has too many unfinished games. In the bonus round we have a 30 day gamer challenge! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
All this and more on todays episode. So grab yourself a pumpkin ale, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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This month we are all about Oktoberfest. We chat some German beers and some not so German beers. Lucia tries to give a history lesson in the aforementioned event. We make some new announcements regarding our anniversary episode and the show going forward. Then we chat the struggles of sex workers. Do they have worth while relationships? do they ever feel love? We also talk some shady business going down in Texas. How much money would it take for you to be in porn!? In video games we talk Death Loop and why Ryan can't seem to get into it. Lucia is excited about finally getting a Switch next month too. Then we have final updates on Cozy Grove and Cyberpunk, also what happened to Abandoned?
All this and more on todays episode. So steep yourself in pretzels and fest bier, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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This month we went for random drinks while we wandered the booze store. Ryan grabbed some German beers, Lucia has some canned wine and cocktail....? Either way it has agave in it and that grosses Ryan out. While the drinks section being a little light there was no shortage of sexy business to talk about. Speaking of business what the hell is happening over at OnlyFans? Ryan is frustrated with the lack of solidarity between sex workers while Lucia sees the business side of things. Would Ryan ever be a part of an OnlyFans account and or start his own? Also how old is too old to be a virgin? The mysteries shall be unraveled. Speaking of mysteries what the hell is Abandoned and why is there so many conspiracy theories surrounding this no name game?
All this and more on todays episode. So pour yourself some German beers, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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This month we dive right into Japanese booze. Our Weekly sushi night tuned into a drinking game that also involved watching the Space Jam movies. Sooo sake is a tasty beverage. Then we break down the idea of a "MILF" and what it really means. Are they actually hot? Would you hook up with one? Then we question the secret society of swingers and if garden gnomes hold all the answers? Later we talk the Switch OLED, the crazy expensive Steam Deck and how Lucia is stuck on a final boss. Plus Ryan scopes out some more sales on the PlayStation store, finds some hidden gems and some plague rat tornados.
All this and more on todays episode. So pour yourself some Sake, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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This month we are kicking summer off with a bang because it's hot and we are already sweating. First we chat our favorite summer drinks while sipping on the delicious Flora Dora. What's the deal with "after care"? It's becoming a more popular term within sex and relationships and we break down what it means to each of us and why it's not talked about enough. Then we cover E3 and what games got us really excited. Also do we need to buy an XBOX now!? What is a popular game series that you don't care about and are Jimmy Dean and James Dean the same person? What the hell is hot girl summer and how do I get one!? All this and more on todays episode.
Sit back, sip on a Flora Dora, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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This month we chat local teas, coffee from Florida and that you can make a pretty good cocktail with said tea. We also chat Mexican and not so Mexican lagers. In a bit of a topic crossover we talk about the huge shake up happening in the craft beer and alcohol industry from stories shared via an Instagram post, that has put the whole industry in hot water. Also what's the deal with big balls!? Do they make you more manly? Or are they all for show?
We gush over the game It Takes Two and how it's also a crossover topic for us. Plus more on Mass Effect and a quick revisit to Cozy Grove. Are you able to play a sequel to a game if you never played the one before it?
All this and more on todays episode. So grab a michelada, turn the volume up and the lights down low.
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This month we slam right into the dangerous and beautiful Long Island Iced Tea. We break down the recipe and talk about how its great and terrible at the same time. Then we talk some of our current go to drinks. When things get sexy we question the purpose of man nipples? Why do we still have them? In the future once we have evolved will men no longer have them and will chickens be driving taxis? Lots to break down in the video game world. PS5 has bad UI, Does Resident Evil have a tired game mechanic? PS Plus and the Play at Home deals. Also what's the deal with firmware for your controller? Let's head over to Cozy Grove before we are too drunk to walk.
All this and more on todays episode. So pour yourself a Long Island, turn the lights down low and the volume way up. Zombie Jesus is here for you.