This Week on Long Walks and Robots...

It appears as though Ryan's dementia is steadily progressing. Between his strokes and Shane's burbs, the show is devolving quickly. Good thing you don't need many dendrites to tell dick and fart jokes.

As for the movies, we travel back to feudal Japan for some cool hair cuts, tons of exposition, and of course blood and guts with "13 Assassins." We also finish paying our respects to the late great DMX by discussing the big-budget blockbuster with straight-to-video vibes, Cradle 2 the Grave. So far in the research, Korean men seem to be leading in the looks department.

The boys find episode 5 of Falcon and the Winter Soldier a bit sleepy, especially with the end of the series right around the corner. Although, what the episode lacks in action, is made up for with some great dramatic moments. America is looking a bit dickish in the absence of Steve Rogers.

The reoccurring actor conspiracy is beginning to approach a fever pitch. Will Shane finally expose the dark network of Ryan's new world movie order??

Find out this week on Long Walks and Robots...

Enjoy!!